THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
A Software Developers' Version

(version 3)

(Read from left to right)

1. For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me:

  • See if they can do it again.

2. For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me:

  • Ask them how they did it and

  • See if they can do it again.

3. For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me:

  • Try to reproduce it

  • Ask them how they did it and

  • See if they can do it again.

4. For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me:

  • Run with the debugger

  • Try to reproduce it

  • Ask them how they did it and

  • See if they can do it again.

5. For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me:

  • Ask for a dump

  • Run with the debugger

  • Try to reproduce it

  • Ask them how they did it and

  • See if they can do it again.

6. For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me:

  • Reinstall the software

  • Ask for a dump

  • Run with the debugger

  • Try to reproduce it

  • Ask them how they did it and

  • See if they can do it again.

7. For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me:

  • Say they need an upgrade

  • Reinstall the software

  • Ask for a dump

  • Run with the debugger

  • Try to reproduce it

  • Ask them how they did it and

  • See if they can do it again.

8. For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me:

  • Find a way around it

  • Say they need an upgrade

  • Reinstall the software

  • Ask for a dump

  • Run with the debugger

  • Try to reproduce it

  • Ask them how they did it and

  • See if they can do it again.

9. For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me:

  • Blame it on the hardware

  • Find a way around it

  • Say they need an upgrade

  • Reinstall the software

  • Ask for a dump

  • Run with the debugger

  • Try to reproduce it

  • Ask them how they did it and

  • See if they can do it again.

10. For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me:

  • Change the documentation

  • Blame it on the hardware

  • Find a way around it

  • Say they need an upgrade

  • Reinstall the software

  • Ask for a dump

  • Run with the debugger

  • Try to reproduce it

  • Ask them how they did it and

  • See if they can do it again.

11. For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me:

  • Say it's not supported

  • Change the documentation

  • Blame it on the hardware

  • Find a way around it

  • Say they need an upgrade

  • Reinstall the software

  • Ask for a dump

  • Run with the debugger

  • Try to reproduce it

  • Ask them how they did it and

  • See if they can do it again.

12. For the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me:

  • Tell them it's a feature

  • Say it's not supported

  • Change the documentation

  • Blame it on the hardware

  • Find a way around it

  • Say they need an upgrade

  • Reinstall the software

  • Ask for a dump

  • Run with the debugger

  • Try to reproduce it

  • Ask them how they did it and

  • See if they can do it again.

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