Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Missouri is planning to do its own, titled “Survivor-Missouri Style.”
The contestants will start in Jefferson City, travel east to St. Louis, south to Poplar Bluff, west to Springfield and from there proceed north to Kansas City.
They will then go northeast to Chillicothe, on over to Macon and Hannibal, and back down to Mexico before heading back to Jefferson City.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and large bumper stickers that read: “I’m gay. I’m a Vegetarian”. “Beer is harmful to your health”. “Republicans Suck!” “Hillary in 2008”. “Deer hunting is murder, and I’m here to confiscate your guns”.
The first one that makes it back to Jefferson City alive, wins.
