Haiku Error Messages

Supposedly in Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful
MICROSOFT error messages with their own Japanese haiku poetry, each only 17 syllables, 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in
the second, five in the third…
A file that big?

It might be very useful.

But now it is gone.

Chaos reigns within.

Reflect, repent, and reboot.

Order shall return.

Windows NT crashed.

I am the Blue Screen of Death.

No one hears your screams.

Yesterday it worked.

Today it is not working.

Windows is like that.

With searching comes loss

And the presence of absence:

“My Novel” not found.

The Tao that is seen

Is not the true Tao–until

You bring fresh toner.

A crash reduces

Your expensive computer

To a simple stone.

You step in the stream,

But the water has moved on.

This page is not here.

Having been erased,

The document you’re seeking

Must now be retyped.

Serious error.

All shortcuts have disappeared.

Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

ABORTED effort:

Close all that you have worked on.

You ask far too much.

First snow, then silence.

This thousand dollar screen dies

So beautifully.

Stay the patient course.

Of little worth is your ire.

The network is down.

Out of memory.

We wish to hold the whole sky,

But we never will.

The Web site you seek

Cannot be located but

Countless more exist.

Three things are certain

Death, taxes and lost data

Guess which has occurred.

Anonymous

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