Tee-Shirt Sayings:
- Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.
- Taxation WITH representation isn’t so hot, either!
- Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
- Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!
- I’m not getting smaller I’m backing away from you.
- Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
- I don’t know what makes you dumb But it really works.
- My Dog Can Lick Anyone
- Computer programmers don’t byte They nibble a bit.
- BEER It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
- People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
- Oh crap! You’re going to try and cheer me up, aren’t you?
- Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.
Bumper Stickers
- Caution: I drive like you do!
- I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason.
- You’ve obviously mistaken me for someone who cares.
- My other car bumper sticker is funny.
- I’m in no hurry; I’m on my way to work.
- I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
- I just got a new car for my wife today. Best trade I ever made.
- Back off! I’m not that kind of car.
- I may be slow but I’m ahead of you!
- I’m not deaf…I’m just ignoring you.
