- may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
- may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
- may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
- may cause you to think you can sing.
- may cause pregnancy.
- is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
- may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
- may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
- may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
