Jeff Foxworthy, You Might be a Missouri Redneck if . . .
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Missouri. If someone in a store offers you assistance &
March 7, 2007
Category: Jokes
Visit to the Ladies Rest Room
When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it’s
February 15, 2007
Retired People (a joke)
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went
February 1, 2007
Communication
HER DIARY Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was
January 31, 2007
January 27, 2007
On the Light Side
A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads: The End is
January 25, 2007
Redneck Wonder!
I just had to immortalize this local Redneck Wonder! I guess someone got a new Dish for Christmas. However, they couldn’t get a clear signal
January 5, 2007
George Carlin’s Views on Aging
[I don’t know whether George actually said this, but it’s great anyway!] Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like
December 30, 2006
Warning!
I want ALL of my friends and family to be aware of this potential danger! I don’t know how many of you shop at Sam’s
November 21, 2006
Thanksgiving Forecast
Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and
November 20, 2006
