[I got this from the Pharo Cattle Company PCC Update. They have some great stuff!] In early October, 2005, a major research institution announced discovery

Tee-Shirt Sayings: Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else. Taxation WITH representation isn’t so hot, either! Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

Killing Jack Bauer doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry. If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers,

Two hillbillies Ed and Red walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer,

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, “You don’t know

Supposedly in Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful MICROSOFT error messages with their own Japanese haiku poetry, each only 17 syllables, 5 syllables

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one… Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.

In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of Fruits on it. They are: a. Apple b. Banana c.